Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

GARF

FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES

OH WOW HES A TOTAL GARF

by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019

glarf

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

by Jamie June 4, 2004

Garfield

1. a fatass cat, with orange fur

2. a president that has orange fur

garfield gave jon a BJ

garfield gave congress a BJ

by my appendage is big September 15, 2008

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.

Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.

He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.

Andrew Garfield is a babe.

by thescienceofseduction March 29, 2011

gearfab

Extremely safe and awesome.

"Man I totally had some gearfab sex last nice".

by Adam Lewis December 20, 2007

Garfunkleling

Another word for hot steamy sex, especially while watching the animal planet

Cody: Amanda, i was wondering if garfunkleling was on the agenda after cats 101 and before whale wars?
Amanda: Better make it quick.

by LiL Chef December 20, 2008