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Gumping

I was gumping a pregnant woman the other day

Me too, I love being nice, having fun and giving hugs!
by professionalgumper January 31, 2025
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Gump

One who is tall, lanky, and uncoordinated
Hey, look! That gump couldnt even catch that football!?!

We’re playing a bunch of gumps today, better get a W.
by Boolinboy15 November 26, 2017
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Forest Gump

Sending someone a picture of your ass-hole hair
I forest gumped this girl, she had no idea it was my ass hole
by Gforce58 March 10, 2017
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covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.
Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.
by badfeminist March 1, 2021
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Get Gump

Man, this party is wack.......I think I'm about to get gump
by jjjjjjjjErnDog June 6, 2018
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Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."
by GetTKd December 13, 2021
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The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.
by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020
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