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call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking
Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."
by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006
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Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair
Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you
by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010
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Guinnea kick

A short downward kick to the knee or shins from a Wop, usually with a full body wind-up.
I was minding my own business when that silly Wop guinnea kicked me and then stole my Camaro. All I saw was his mullet flapping in the breeze as he sped away
by Chas-mo D June 24, 2008
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GuineanMaestro

A fat, virgin, basement dwelling, neck bearded cunt who reps the greatest midfielder of all time to lure children to his profile. Avoid this type of cunt at all costs.
"Do you know GuineanMaestro, bro?" "Oh, that sad lonely virgin on Twitter? Yes I do, mate".
by Amazing beast July 19, 2018
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Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.
"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"
by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010
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Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.
is it just me or does that guiness smell funny
by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009
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guinnea

Tight, ribbed tank top worn mostly by guidos. Synonomous to wife-beater.
I'm sorry Junior, but you wont be allowed into the bar wearing that guinnea.
by Princess August 27, 2003
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