grandón

Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón

I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso!

I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón!
Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso.
Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón!

by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008

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empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

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grandma boys dinner

A dinner that involves many different items that have no relationship to each other. Like in the movie Grandmas Boy where he gets a huge display of odd food.

Sister: Hey go look in the kitchen mom made a real grandma boys dinner today.
Brother: Wow yea she did today we have mac and cheese, pot pies, a frozen pizza, and cake

by pearl jam fan ten December 18, 2008

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Grandma Sue

a part of a phrase used to describe something bad or very slow.

oh my god this cake taste worse than grandma sue!

by wyatt drew January 3, 2009

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Grandmaster Sexay

A high-ranking practitioner of the art of Sexay. There are very few left, and those that are lucky enough to find one should consider themselves honored.

"Hey, it's Jeff!"

"Oh, you mean Grandmaster Sexay?"

"Yeah. How is he so good with the chicks?"

"He spent a long time practicing the art of Sexay, you know.

by Stagosaurus Sex-ay July 3, 2010

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