Goon

1. A hired thug or henchman... i.e. "Hired Muscle" ostensibly to intimidate an adversary/target...

2. In hockey, a minimally talented but very violent player who usually fights a lot. Less common in modern professional hockey due to rule changes.

1. "Luca Brasi was a feared goon for the Corleones"

2. "Gino Odjick was the ugliest goon I ever saw"

by ReggieReggieReggie77 July 8, 2015

Goon

A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking.

Goonie - $15
That's 3 people drunk for $5 each!

Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).

Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again...

*One week later*

Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight?
Guy 1: Sure!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

Art Goon

Someone who portrays there lifestyle with art

Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .

by Jayvaughn May 14, 2011

big goon tuna

A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.

I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.

by '52 Broadcaster September 23, 2006

Creamy Goodness

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

goodnight, sweet prince

What the internet writes on pictures of celebrities along with
(celebrity DOB) - (current year) when it's trying to convince you they died recently. This has evolved beyond an actual trick into a treasured meme.

The picture said "Soulja Boy 1990-2008" and at the bottom "Goodnight, Sweet Prince", but I know he's not really dead.

by angelbot March 17, 2008

Goon Boys

A youth or underage drinker who drinks cheap cask wine.

Goon Boy - "Hey Tom were GOON BOYS! everyone is full on lookin at us they reckon we're cool"

Crowd - "Pfft underages and their cask wine, faggots."

by bdizzy January 11, 2008