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Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007
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cyber goon

sombody who goeas on xbox all day long and plays minecraft
by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012
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coon goon

A white male that loves to pimp black chicks
Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"
by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019
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Goint

1. Goint is a sexual practice when a male has sex with a female and invites a homosexual to pound the female in the ass. The homosexual is the "gointer" and the woman (or 3rd man in some circles) is the "gointee:

2. A gay point. Gay+point=goint.
M. Toothaker: Hey generically gay man, are you free tonight, my girlfriend and I are going to have intercourse and I was wondering if you would like to goint her.
Generically gay man: Yes, I will be your gointer

Matt: Ah, Jimmy, you lost the game, now you have to be the gointee. I will have sex with you first and Nate will be the gointer.
Jimmy: Damn
Nate: Sweet

Matt: You scored a gay goal, goint for Nate!
by James Macone May 18, 2011
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Goon

Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures.
"I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"
by Trozza April 19, 2006
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goon

cheap ass muthafuckin wine

has a reputation for getting you pissed quickly, and the comfy silver bag doubles as a pillow ;)
"Hey Clifton, lets buy some goon from our centrelink payment and get FUCKED up"

"Clancy im tired let me sleep on your bag of goon!"
by LEEROY-WALLY April 21, 2008
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goon

the greatest drink ever
mainly drank by unemployed teenagers
4 litres of goon for $10
by joondalup December 24, 2009
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