gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

by The town gossip October 28, 2003

gooktron

1. A person of Asian, primarily Vietnamese descent. Due to their advanced intelligence and abilities in sciences, computers and engineering, makes them appear as if they act and perform work in a robotic function. Some side effects of being around one sometimes include feeling less smart or less intelligent than the "gooktron" next to you.

2. An intelligent Asian that acts like a machine, similar to an Asian nerd

Fred: Yeah dude, that guys like a robot. I wish I could work as fast as him.

Bob: I need to study with that little Asian, that gooktron in the class is smart as hell.

by successforall919 July 9, 2010

GookSquad

Two or more asians. The one with slanted eyes.

Look at that GookSquad.

by Asshole Gook March 30, 2017

Gookin'

Playing around, jiving, lieing, stalling, ranking (As in belittling)

When someone jokingly insults you, you'd say they're gookin'.

by Morbid Obscurity November 17, 2003

Gookin

To stick three fingers up someone's ass while they are eating a cheeseburger

Man, we gotta stop at McDonalds...i want to get a Gookin later.

by Kid Ding April 20, 2011

gookunt

Asian pussy.

Yo dawg, I fucked that asian sluts tight gookunt last night.

by hivbus April 4, 2011

Gookly

A word that means an unimaginable amount that can't be defined or fathomed by the human mind.

"Sarah, I love you so much I cant even describe it."

"Make up a word that will expain it."

"Okay, I love you gookly!" <3

by xacex1356 April 29, 2011