golf club

People with no real skills or aptitude who bond together to cover each others' asses by using / exploiting those with skill and aptitude. Quite often, these folks really play golf. See posers

Well, we just spent $8,000,000 on some useless software that the "golf club" thought would get them a bigger bonus.

by Stimey June 24, 2003

Disc Golf

Golfing for metal hipsters

We're playing disc golf. I'm going to throw a friggin frisbee through Iron Maiden's chain jockstrap 18 times.

by pricelives May 27, 2018

Golf Bitch

A synonym for a Golf Caddy, usually used by a person who dislikes the job.

"Sorry grandma, I can't have lunch with you because I have to be work as a Golf Bitch at Royal Springs."

by AnnaSkippy October 16, 2008

VW Golf

Slow ass German Car that is owned by geeks and freaks, that sit on geek forum sites trying to find out info about group buys.. You know who you are!! Shout out for jimbob and plate especially!!!

Wez, i thought chipped german cars were the quickest so how come i just burnt u in my V3 Nissan Micra, it mite of been coz you were low on petti, that little orange light that comes on means buy some you tight git! Give me a call if you run out! V-DUB ME UP!!

Oh yeh, and its bad bad leeroy brown baddest man in the whole damn town badder than old king kong!! Woooooo-hoooooooo

by Badbadleeroybrown666 February 25, 2005

golf gypsy

someone you travels from golf tournament to golf tournament in a trailer/caravan with his wife and children.

"i no longer speak to my son"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"

by Ian Rush September 5, 2006

golf clap

A sexually transmitted disease given by using the golf stick for uses other than those intended, such as savage beast-love.
-PhD Liam Domonkos

Tiger woods buggered me with his golf stick and I got golf clap :D

by Liam Domonkos May 19, 2004

golf stain

a white patch on trousers or other items of clothing that resembles a stain caused by spunk

"hey, tiger, whats that white patch on your trousers? Haven't you been playing golf,".
"Oh, thats probably just a golf stain.

by lankky1234 November 30, 2011