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morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
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No nuts, No glory

Taken from the great Young Joc
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
Freddie: Let's down this boss!
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!

Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
by Guhjooka January 29, 2009
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new found glory

new found glory. they're pretty cool. i like the songs. BUT why do you mo' fukas gotta hate on people? damn u guyz fuken piss me off. just because you hate your damn life, doesnt mean you gotta hate on other peoples accomplishments! KISS MY ASS!
NFG ROX n u fags cant do shyt about it! HA!
by nina September 5, 2004
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morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.
by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003
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Glory Bumps

Goose Bumps experienced by religious people - causes include: religious fervor, visions, messages, spiritual experiences, anticipating the Rapture, signs of the Apocalypse, mutant cattle, etc...
I gots me some glory bumps in church today when the preacher told us the apocalypse is just days away!
by Walkerferox July 21, 2006
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Glory Boy

A football supporter who has jumped on the bandwagon of a currently successful club in order to bask in their reflected glory.

Particularly true of Manchester United supporters, due to the terrace chant,"Glory, glory, Man. United!" and the high proportion of its supporters with no real geographical, historical or familial allegiance to the club.
Manchester United and Liverpool supporters from London, the Home Counties and abroad are just glory boys
by PrinceQuince May 15, 2011
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glory hole jockey

glohr-ee hohl jok-ee
-noun
1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole

2.your mom
Damn michael, your mom is one hell of a glory hole jockey.
by Chris, that guy doing your mom December 22, 2008
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