After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
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- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
Freddie: Let's down this boss!
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
by Guhjooka January 29, 2009
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new found glory. they're pretty cool. i like the songs. BUT why do you mo' fukas gotta hate on people? damn u guyz fuken piss me off. just because you hate your damn life, doesnt mean you gotta hate on other peoples accomplishments! KISS MY ASS!
by nina September 5, 2004
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by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003
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I gots me some glory bumps in church today when the preacher told us the apocalypse is just days away!
by Walkerferox July 21, 2006
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Particularly true of Manchester United supporters, due to the terrace chant,"Glory, glory, Man. United!" and the high proportion of its supporters with no real geographical, historical or familial allegiance to the club.
Particularly true of Manchester United supporters, due to the terrace chant,"Glory, glory, Man. United!" and the high proportion of its supporters with no real geographical, historical or familial allegiance to the club.
Manchester United and Liverpool supporters from London, the Home Counties and abroad are just glory boys
by PrinceQuince May 15, 2011
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1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole
2.your mom
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1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole
2.your mom
by Chris, that guy doing your mom December 22, 2008
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