Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Glock Handler

A person, typically a gang affiliate, who prefers the pistol brand "Glock" for a firearm. Typically a person who is ready to go on drills. This person can sometimes be seen as the intense/insane menace.

"Ayo bro, you heard that he got shot on Washington Ave.?"

"Yeah, he was killed by some glock handler or something. He went out brutal."

by refrag August 7, 2021

glock

girl cock

May is a transfem, she's got a nice glock

by ComfyDev August 25, 2021

glock timing

When it’s time to crashout.

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi”
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*

by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024

glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl

i love the glock 13

by Flightpass November 20, 2024

Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole

damn he just got glock 49ed

by Flightpass November 21, 2024

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025