Gerbilzinger

Pope Benedict's alias.

"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"

"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010

geritol block

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.

I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.

by scotti foxx August 25, 2010

Gerbilville

A condition where a man reaches the pinnacle of sexual conquest that leaves his penis so insatiable that his only option is a lateral move involving inserting gerbils into his rectum for a thrill. It was coined by Adam Carolla(aided by Alison Rosen) on his podcast, "The Adam Carolla Show" on 9/20/12.

The second that Richard Gere finished blowing his wad in a breathtaking, 27-year-old Cindy Crawford, he had bought himself a one-way ticket to Gerbilville.

by griffin_t_a September 30, 2014

Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.

I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!

by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015

gerbink

The worst animal alive and sucks dick for life

gerbink is a dick

by The always right guy December 2, 2016

Gnerbit

Pieces or crumbs of food. Pieces of food in the sink, or really any pieces of food anywhere, on a plate, on the floor, in the sink, and just really places like that.

Ugh! There are so much gnerbits on the floor!
Oh great! Really? Now I have to clean up your cookie gnerbits from the shelf?
Once, I ate a gnerbit from the floor Hehehe ( Not actually happened )

by Doge&Dohnuts January 19, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017