The best people in the world. Hang out in the bandrom constantly-like their santuary. Extremely talented and intelligent, and know how to have fun! Weird; but in a good way
by Liz October 23, 2003
A person in a race of human kind who will someday rule the world with their constant blasting of music, and craziness. Band geeks tend to be quite the eccentric bunch, especially the drums. Don't ask me why, but they are. An ESPECIALLY crazy band geek will most likely be in the marching band, since they are around even more people, running around a field in about any kind of weather, smacking into each other.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.
Trumpet Player: Look how loud I can play! *plays EXTREMELY loud*
Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*
Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*
Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D
Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O
Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*
Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*
Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D
Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O
by Mella Bella January 31, 2007
A tall,lanky, gangly geeky person with big arms and legs like a spider. Someone who looks like Stretch Armstrong.
by themanwithnotan July 23, 2006
A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.
Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 01, 2019
derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.
Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL
Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL
Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!
by Virgin Suicides October 18, 2017
A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.
Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.
by Jesse Surrette March 10, 2005
A person who, night or day, thinks or plays their instrument no matter what. They are very dedicated to their music but of course are very very hott....with 2 t's.
by ray_of_sunshine August 03, 2006