Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

Gage Heck

Gage Heck. Smart boy. Handsome, very good-looking. Thinks he is sexy, which he isn't thinking wrong. Very like -able person. Super sweet. And can get with any girl. He is every girls real dream guy.

Gage Heck is simple awesome

by keeeeeennnnnnnnnney August 5, 2015

Gage

A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

Viscous Gage

A nickname for the part of a female's body.

Alright honey, once I'm home, get ready to taste this viscous gage.

by FinlandCowboys May 19, 2022

Gage

Dyke

Gage is a dyke

by Homeboyg December 6, 2022

Gage

The act of performing hardcore doggy style.

“Hey baby, want to get gaged?”
“Sure, come and gage me.”

by Joe P. Moneyman February 3, 2023

Gage

Gage is a man born with no knees

They boy Gage has no knees he's such a loser

by GrandDragonMan July 17, 2022