Eye Gibblets

When ur eye lids get sucked into ur head because u smell that raunchy ass fart

"Damn it Carl , u gave me eye gibblets!"

by Drvenomous32 February 28, 2017

Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.

*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

pussy gobble

When your pussy pops open to hard and it gobbles @robin and lyndsi

One day my pussy gobbled so hard I cryed

by Robin_kys August 9, 2017

Blow gobble

When getting your dick sucked, the sucker shakes their head and gobbles like a turkey.

"Dude, did you hear that blow gobble from the other room?"
"She blow gobbled so loud."

by Unicornstampeed February 9, 2018

Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018

Dundee Gobble

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”

by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018

He Gabber

Slang for penis grabber,

He's a he gabber. Can you please stop being a he gabber

by NihilegoBuil June 1, 2018