Grand Junction

A small town in Western Colorado. Yes, it is the meth capital of the United States. The people are very nice. Located along the Colorado River by the largest flat-top mountain in the world. Also close to Fruita and Palisade.

Person 1: Hey, you're moving to Grand Junction?

Person 2: Yep. We visited it last month. It was beautiful, and the people were so nice and very welcoming.

by phatpanda10 August 1, 2011

Grand Valley State University

A school in Allendale, MI, where the guys will brag about the male to female ratio too make themselves feel better about going to such a lame ass school located, literally, in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Though the ratio indeed seems great, one would rather leave the party too have sex with the nearby corn stalks than to listen to the stuck up, crotch sniffing, dumb ass bitches that go there.

Grand Valley State University
MSU visitor: "Why are you going outside?"
GVSU student: "Too have sex with a cornstalk."
MSU visitor: "Why would you do that ... ?"
GVSU student: "Once you understand that corn stalks don't bitch like all the girls back at the party, there great !"

by thetruthhurts89 September 9, 2011

grand nagus

The chief of the ferengi

RossMAN is the Grand Nagus of the forums at Anandtech.com

by ATOT October 29, 2004

grand slam

Okay for this you need 4 gentlemen and a chick. A party may be a good place for this. The first three gentlemen need to make out with the chick. They each get to "first base." The bases are loaded as the "runners" advance. Finally the fourth gentleman approaches the chick and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her. Once he "gets all around the bases" by this act he has "hit a grand slam home run." Or simply a "grand slam." The remaining gentlemen burst into the room and many hi-fives are exchanged while they all yell, "Grand Slam."

Hey I hit a Grand Slam with this chick and some help from my best buds last night.

by AAAndrew May 13, 2004

Grand prairie

where a whole bunch of mexicans will steal your car while your sleeping in your house

1: hey where do you live?
2: grand prairie texas
1: dang i know your car got stolen
2: yep you right it will be the 5th time this month

by aassdddfffggg October 4, 2008

Grand Slam

(n.) The act of combining Cradle and Upper Deck, thus ruining a toilet completely.

Guy 1: Have you seen the bathroom?
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Grand Standing

To perform , show off.

Look at dude over there grand standing tryna impress allison. pshhhh

by Justin Kane February 19, 2009