God of the Goons

A 2011 indie online film starring Lord Hector Diono™
A term used to describe a living urban legend an O.G.
A noble title given to former gang leaders in any urban society made popular by Lord Hector Diono™

The film entitled "God of the Goons" can be seen on Youtube.com

by Associated Press of UK October 12, 2019

Goon Piggy

A gooner that has lost their mind so deeply they can do nothing but oink

I'm a goon piggy for you daddy oink oink oink oink mmm boutinela

by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023

Goon Times

A Bay Area Hip-Hip / Multimedia group started by Certified Alien (Arrius Salazar) and S.u.s.p.e.c.t (Garrison Sneed.) Their motto is “Changing the world with conversation, motivation, and creation!”

I think Goon Times will pull up later, did you ask Garrison?

by hotmomlover69 February 28, 2021

goon juice

Cheap wine that comes in a cask and costs about $1/Litre

Fruity lexia

by blabbermouth June 18, 2004

Goon

Generally a Goon is a member of the Goon Squad - a Squad claimed, but re-recreated by the rap guru Plies. Interestingly, in this sense, a Goon is someone who intimidates, but enthralls. When a Goon is a Goon there is generally no question. The instinctual behavior of a Goon is quite unique. To be honest, it is well known among the Goon Squad that talk is cheep, money is money, and a fight is due when necessary. However, even knowledge is power, and a weapon.

In all honesty, soldier is a soldier, a soldier is not a Goon. The proclaimed ranking "definition" is more than questionable. Ranking order is just as with all.

"Well, I wouldn't fuck with that nigga, he's a goon."

by LeeLee FallenAngel July 19, 2014

Goon

A adjective describing any or all individuals excelling in the art of "Keeping it real" and being a percussionist. Basically kicking ass and taking names, while keeping a distinct "Swag" going.

Sam was wrong by saying Mike is far from 'goon status', what a dum dum!

by SirGoonAlot December 20, 2010

Goon Bitch

When there's a group of hot chicks, slam pigs no doubt, it often includes one girl who is fuckin ugly. This is the goon bitch. She is not only less attractive, but she is also a massive (not literally, necessarily) cock block. Consequently, she spends a lot of time interrupting your conversations with the hot girls.

The two major qualifications, provided that she is in a group of hot chicks, are heinousness and a Ph. D in Cock Blockery.

Pirate #1: Ahoy! Slam pigs!
Pirate #2: Avast Matey, beware the goon bitch!!

by Mike Fellatio November 16, 2005