Goon 

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.

1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.

Goon by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025

goon 

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

goon by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Goon 

A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.

Andrew and liam are GOONS…..

Goon by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025

Goon 

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

Goon by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

goon 

To think of someone in a friendly manner

“I gooned to you”

goon by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon 

Thinking about someone or something in a friendly manner

“I goon to nico”

Goon by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon 

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

Goon by Methlover67 October 7, 2025