roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound

That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one

by CWimby March 1, 2023

Couple Goals

Merrick and Lauren, they will get married and they are the best couple to ever exist

Wow couple goals

by mr20% November 20, 2021

Goals

goals is used by a term to describe a very cute couple For Instance many Kind people... actually Everybody uses it these days

wow that Fucking cute couple Is very cute... Kinda want something like that, actually Everyone wants what they have they're goals

by MIKEYFOSTER69 February 13, 2018

Couple Goals

Alyanna and Damian

Alyanna and Damian are such couple goals

by i_got_a_future_milf September 15, 2021

My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025