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Gas Giant

1. A gas giant (sometimes also known as a Jovian planet after the planet Jupiter, or giant planet) is a large planet that is not primarily composed of rock or other solid matter.
2. A fat person who farts a lot.
1. Uranus is a gas giant
2. Your mum is a gas giant
by bIMON August 28, 2011
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huffing gas

When a person intentionally inhales gasoline (or any other petrol distillate) to get high. Larger quantities with produce a euphoric effect and cause hallucinations.
"Hey bro, wanna go huff some gas and get high?"

"Sure, I love huffing gas!"
by mistahunta December 16, 2011
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gas rape

Pronounced like ass rape.

The sodomizing of average citizens by large oil and gas companies who continually and unnecessarily raise gas prices for sustained increase of profit.
Soon, Vaseline will have to be sold along with gasoline to ease the pain of gas rape.
by Chris Hattery May 7, 2008
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Gas Ass

Gas Ass is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. Another name for this is "Chronic Flatulence" but "Gas Ass" is easier to remember and it's more modern. After a period of time of having Gas Ass, the butt will smell like stinky poop for the next 24 hours. Gas Ass is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. Usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. When one has Gas Ass, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their butt. Gas Ass is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it's discovered.
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Situation 1:

Calvin was sitting in class one day when he started to absolutely rip ass and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.

Michael: Dude, Calvin has the worst case of Gas Ass ever!
Dude: I know!

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Situation 2:

Calvin has Gas Ass later that night and is absolutely ripping ass at the dinner table.

The Dad: Calvin, that smells f*cking terrible, what is your sh*t?

Sister: OHMYGODITSMELLSSOBAD!!!!!!!!!!!

The mom then passes out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while Calvin has a big smile on his face.
by TheGasAssMaster December 4, 2012
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Gas Whore

Crystal had no gas money for her car, so she became a gas whore
by Jennf May 9, 2006
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Gas Cheeks

A term used to distinguish the difference between two sets of cheeks on the body. Gas passes through the buttocks which has two cheeks. The term is used from someone who has a strong desire to enjoy a buttocks on senior citizens that release gas during sexual activity.
I’m eager to savor that mans GAS CHEEKS when we have sex.

Her gas cheeks spoke louder than her mouth.

When they were nude sunbathing, his gas cheeks were getting sunburned.
by DGPalmSprings April 13, 2019
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Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.
by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007
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