Wag Fringe

a fringe that parts down the middle, seen on many footballers wives/girlfirends. Usually flicks outwards in a farrah fawcett 70's style.

I need a wag fringe in my life to bag me a footballer.

by wagfringe August 21, 2011

The Flying Earle

The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).

"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."

"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."

by dookiesex August 19, 2013

Power Fringe

A fringe one obtains once one has attained a particular level of success.

'So after I become head press officer, I'm just going get a, like, a power fringe, you know what I mean?' At which point her sister collapsed on the tube floor, dying with laughter.

by HarryPotterPJsAreCoolGuys November 11, 2015

Reverse flying buhay

This is when you throw an Indian off a roof backwards

" hey rusty let's grab merv and give him a reverse flying buhay "

by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016

dont give a flyingflip

dont give a flyingflip combines dont give a fuck and flying fuck a non vulgar non offensive way to tell some one you dont give a fuck when cussing and profanity are out of the question or are not wanted

dude you stood me up at the theater last night

man did not stand you up at the theater i told you walk home i dont give flyingflip about your feelings

dude you are cold and mean and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either

by littlejimmie March 20, 2019

flying shitake

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis

Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake

by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

Fringe flick

A skillful and rare manoeuvre made only by the most sly and daring of emos when their gay fringe pisses them off to such an extent that any hint of self-control and/or restraint that they had over themselves disappears. The initial relief that the emo experiences upon flicking their homosexual hair out of their face is near orgasmic...but I suppose anything is in comparison to the mental agony they're in...

"Dammit, I can't see a thing..."
*Bumps into a lampost*
"Oh God...That hurt...That lampost totally, like, didn't understand me...I can feel the pain coursing right through me, tearing me apart from the inside, just like when I get my gay fringe cut at the hairdressers'...I'll cut myself when I get home so I can deal with all of my imaginary problems better...Of course, the pain's nothing compared to the emotional pain I'm in...This fringe is getting too much...I can't take it anymore...Maybe if I just give it a quick flick, no one will notice and I'll be able to see where I'm going for a split second...But...What if someone sees? They won't think of me as being 'hardcore' anymore...Uh...Oh, fuck it. It's all in my eyes and up my nose and it tickles."
*Fringe flick*
"Ahhh..."

by Criminal Activist November 25, 2007