Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

Frumpus

A crooked penis.

After the crotch accident, he was left with a frumpus.

by duuug May 16, 2013

Flumpit

A flumpit is a dynamic mechanism to improve the efficiency of a system or process.

1) The ordering system has been greatly improved by using several flumpits. 2) The system was programmed using several dynamic flumpits

by Rhys Scrivener November 21, 2006

Framping

To slap your penis across another's face, leaving a mushroom mark, while they call you Peter Frampton repeatedly.

That Framping a received last night was extravagant.

by dockfrost October 1, 2008

Frum

i A colourful layered cocktail made of white rum and various fruit juices where over half the concoction is rum. Used to get you drunk quick in times of desperation such as your lame housemate throwing a houseparty.

ii Can be expanded to include all drinks when said in a quizzical tone, for it is an amusing term.

Danica: You want some frum?
Jade: Sure! What's in it?
Danica: Well it's basically just pure rum...with a hint of fruit juice.

by Jadeypants February 24, 2009

Framp

To smack someone on the forhead with a semi-erect penis. Usually a degrading process. Sometimes seen in crappy porn films as well.

Can also be refered to as the Peter Frampton.

Damn thats some crappy service, so I told the guy in the drive-thru framp you.

by Don November 16, 2004

frimpan

A frying pan or skillet. This is a contraction of the words frying+pan and is used in South Wales, both in Welsh and in English, and very common in the Llanelli area.

"Hey mam, where is the frimpan? I fancy a nice fry-up with sausages and bacon tonight!"

by w00fdawg October 30, 2005