chilli cheese fritos

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...

"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

fritter

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"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

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frites sauce

Created by poor french ppl from Lachine who cant afford cheese on their poutine.

Jean Guy had to buy frites sauce cuz hes a fucking pepper.

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frittle

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dude my mo'father bones are frittle!

by lanxton March 17, 2004

Fritter Friend

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May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.

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fritzling

a religious movement with sexy results

i went fritzling on sunday and bummed all my kids

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Fritz

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OMG Its Fritz!!!

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