Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."
"I'll be feeding my dog."
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1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
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Get the feeding the fish mug.Short for Facebook-creeping. It is when you stalk someone on Facebook to, for example, find out if they're single or not.
Girl 1: Oh, my God! Did you see that new, super hot guy at school yesterday?!
Girl 2: Yeah!! I was freeping on him all night! Seems like he's single and that he loves Harry Potter!
Girl 1: Gaaah! He's so perfect!
Girl 2: Yeah!! I was freeping on him all night! Seems like he's single and that he loves Harry Potter!
Girl 1: Gaaah! He's so perfect!
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Get the Freeping mug.The act of prescribing corrective spectacles to a patient(s) who claims to have bilateral distance blur, but who does not have an actual refractive error or underlying pathology to warrant the claim of having bilateral distance blur.
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