FRATFECTA

When someone takes a toke, and while holding in the smoke, takes a shot or shotguns a beer, and a line of Aderral, All before exhaling the toke.

Bro I can't believe Timmy pulled off a Fratfecta 3 times in a row, he is seeing the matrix he is so gone.

by TrickDef May 31, 2025

Faffgoblin

1. A meddling, passive-aggressive creature of inefficiency, summoned wherever pointless bureaucracy, overcomplicated systems, or excessive email threads arise.
2. A person who compulsively over-organizes trivial tasks, often obstructing progress with performative productivity and “just looping you in” energy.

“I was this close to finishing the project—then Gary dropped in with a three-page feedback doc and CC’d six managers. Absolute faffgoblin.”

“We spent four hours discussing fonts. Total faffgoblin vibes.”

“Don’t let them faffgoblin your flow—just hit send.”

by MC McCancel June 13, 2025

Faffer

One who faffs around; an idler.

Wez you faffer, stop faffing around and get on cod.

by Leesy88 June 27, 2025

Faffect

The Charming Affect Of Freddy ♥️

He got her wrapped around his finger using the faffect!

by Lululemon0434 August 29, 2025

Flaffing

When one moves the bed cover and cold air goes under to a warm person.

Can end in bodily harm.

Stop flaffing the blanket, I will punch you.

by Ulofepo September 8, 2025

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

diggity faff

When someone starts to hit on someone else. They also call it giggity faffing.

"Hey, dude I'm gonna start talking to that chick over there; she seems fine."
"Ooooh some diggity faff!"
"Yep, I'm doing some diggity faffing!"

*guy is talking to girl they like, and someone else walks past and shouts "diggity faff" at them - for trying to get it on with the girl."

by Lucei frog December 19, 2011