forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind April 13, 2011

Fork Gang

A group that's classy enough to eat their food by stabbing it opposed to spooning it like an old raggedy married couple.

Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut food without a knife.

by Official Fork Gang October 23, 2019

Chicken with a Fork

Defines a snob.
One who would eat chicken with a

knife and fork instead of with one's fingers.

she is likely a chicken with a fork type.

by been there too May 5, 2009

fork her

When you stick one finger in her ass and another finger in her pussy at the same time

I like to fork her

by Licker75 July 1, 2015

Flesh Forks

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

by SawOne October 28, 2008

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003