Word made up by an ignorant teacher. To make a flash product. To get something simple and basic, and make it into a marvelous flash by-product of awesome. A reference to the door to Narnia
by Mr.Jackson theCostaRican fire March 22, 2009
Get the Flashificate mug.When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.
Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
by cool cool. April 16, 2010
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The act of inserting two fingers into the butt-hole of an unsuspecting individual. This is not a sexual act. It is done to a person with clothes on and is meant purely as a hilarious - and somewhat disgusting - practical joke.
Jeff: Hey...you see Dana over there? You should go flash drive her!
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.
by Jefferson Gay-vis April 25, 2013
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Get the EU flash mug.When a movie or TV program suspends the current events to let the viewers see something that happened in a character's past. Depending on what you're watching, flashbacks are done either to build character/plot or they are simply a way to make a joke out of past events.
"Family Guy is famous for it's random flashbacks"
"Flashbacks are the third deadliest killer in animes; most of time someone dies, it's during a flashback."
"Flashbacks are the third deadliest killer in animes; most of time someone dies, it's during a flashback."
by stop taking every name! December 9, 2008
Get the flashback mug.A DC Comics superhero with the ability to run at impossible speeds from sound to light. There have been lots guys to wear the costume in the past(Jay Garrick-Barry Allen)But the coolest one so far is Wally West who started off as the original Flash's sidekick. One thing about the Flash is that he makes a lot of F'ing enemies, so he famous for his Rogues Gallery.
by Tolin December 28, 2005
Get the Flash mug.A grenade that blinds you and makes you temperarily deaf. When thrown on rainbow six 3 it is usually followed by " WATCH OUT YOUR EYES "
by bob long March 5, 2004
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