False Information

Noun: Exactly the same as real information except it is false. Most often used in the business world to conceal one's incompetence

"I didn't have anything prepared for the meeting so I presented a report of false information

by Drudger January 31, 2009

False Love

1:A love for something that is partial but, not truthful

2:Love for image but, not meaning

3:The opposite of true love

Fred: HEYYYYY Its Fred and i just love Judy so much like shes my favorite girll like EVAHHHHH
Intelligent Viewer:Wow this 17 year old has no concept of 6 year olds. They don't love girls they play in mud,eat bugs, harass old people. There febish minds are too leniently closed
to feel the felling of false love.

by Dtheinnovator March 5, 2011

file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.

Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.

by Ian Evans January 23, 2008

false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider June 9, 2011

MIDI files

MIDI files are a miracle and they are mainly made by the legend vinesauce Joel. One of the best MIDI files is John Cena theme MIDI.

Joel: These MIDI files are better than life

by fiver or tener November 19, 2018

filer

Someone who pretends to be busy but is really listening to everyone's conversation.

Look at that girl, she's being a filer again!

by nn_paige August 5, 2008

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011