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field sesh

Sitting in a field, with your mates, getting drunk and stoned. The best place to sesh ever. Nobody else there to care about a group of drunk or stoned youths.

Not recommended in winter. Or in cities. Or in crop fields.
Person #1 "Are you going to the field sesh tomorrow?"
Person #2 "Where is it?"
#1 "That farmer's field on the edge of town, outside the housing estates."
#2 "Of course, where better to get drunk in than an empty field!"
by CatsAreVeryCool December 19, 2018
mugGet the field seshmug.

melissa fields

Being so awesome that your friends wished they were you.

'Let's pull a Melissa Fields and steal all the bathroom signs out of the high school so the new kids don't know where to go!'
Lets pull a Melissa Fields and steal the classroom and bathroom signs so the new kids don't know where they are going!
by Trickymissoz December 17, 2016
mugGet the melissa fieldsmug.

Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.
*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."
by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018
mugGet the Mr. Fieldsmug.

field you

Bender yells "Field you" at the teacher in detention
by thebreakfastclub November 3, 2013
mugGet the field youmug.

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.
I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.
by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018
mugGet the lapping the fieldmug.

Tilt the field

When a player who is so good it's as though his team is moving downhill.
Tom Brady is the GOAT!
No man, it ain't even a QB. LT is the GOAT. That dude would tilt the field
by DJG220 August 26, 2021
mugGet the Tilt the fieldmug.

field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.
Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.
by Kakyl April 18, 2018
mugGet the field gorillamug.

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