gommel ferret

One of the most harsh vulgar slang words that most people don't even know. It basically combines cunt, dick, retarded, asshole, queer, and dumbass all into one word

"What did you just do you gommel ferret!"

"He didn't ask her to the dance, he's a gommel ferret"

"Why are you being so mean to me, ya gommel ferret!"

by Insultguy October 22, 2013

Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

Ferret

A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.

Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.

by Matey October 30, 2003

will ferrell

The type of comedian you either love or hate. I think he's pretty damn hilarious, but some people think he just yells all the time. Almost made Night at the Roxbury worth watching.

"You're my boy Blue!"

by whitemale_98 January 5, 2005

ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.

by Channy<3Aaron August 12, 2007

Ferbert

Drug addict

That Ferbert's stupid

by Jtrac the III August 12, 2015

Ferre

A ferre is a person who is sexually attracted to hairy old men and like being pleased by getting licked on the so called anus

Dad I sexually identify me as a ferre and would like you to lick my ass

by Man with gas October 24, 2017