fathergranolah

A goat that has zero misses 😹 and grew big on TikTok in a short time

OMG ITS FATHERGRANOLAH HAVE ESEX WITH ME 🙀

by fwzangetsu May 31, 2022

bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

by Weckfe November 8, 2019

your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.

Your father's at the milk store, right?

by _lupical May 22, 2022

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake

By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 31, 2022

fatchy

It means your belly is itching

I am fatchy today.

by AntIs_Cool March 12, 2017

Fatherless day

The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum

Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.

by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019

Fatha Streets

Being the King or Dad of SnakeWorl’s “The Streets”.

people are so obsessed with fatha streets.

by exdosed March 22, 2021