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muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
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Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
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bite fail

when you bite through a burger or sandwich but there is something in the sandwich like a pickle or tomato that is harder to bite completely through and you wind up pulling sections of the sandwich out as you take the bite, hence the bite fail.
the bite fail left a mess on his shirt
by nonsuch61 July 11, 2010
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Epikk Fail

A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.
"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"

"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
by mmmdonuts75 May 1, 2010
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Voice Fail

1. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and it just comes out awkward, dorky or stupid.
2. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.
I was leaving a message for my friend and I found myself rambling on and on... total voice fail.
by cdg_in_ca July 14, 2010
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Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.
Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
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M-Fail

When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
by B.K.75 December 11, 2011
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