Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Faceshup'd

When a social media site deems content you recently posted as inappropriate and shuts the post down.

I cannot believe the administrator felt this post could be construed as offensive and shut me down. I was just faceshup'd!

by Motosaki410 May 16, 2019

Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.

I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces

by Shed89 March 12, 2013

primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

intersecting faces

when 2 people are in love and they are kissing deeply

wow dude those to are totaly intersecting faces

by Shay smartlink May 20, 2016

Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.

Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?

by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018

fuck faces

people who love to slag off other schools bc they think it’s funny when it’s clearly not

‘ oi those people who slagged off our school are right fuck faces ‘

by btspavedthewaydont@me April 20, 2019