forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind March 28, 2011

Chicken with a Fork

Defines a snob.
One who would eat chicken with a

knife and fork instead of with one's fingers.

she is likely a chicken with a fork type.

by been there too May 05, 2009

fork afro

A white man afro that grows straight up, much like a giant rectangle instead of the usual round shape of a traditional afro.

I love Sean's fork afro!

by Clurrific November 14, 2007

fork her

When you stick one finger in her ass and another finger in her pussy at the same time

I like to fork her

by Licker75 June 23, 2015

Flesh Forks

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

by SawOne September 14, 2008

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003