currys hit the floor

it is an "idium" (example the cats out of the bag) that means everything gone wrong

person one: hey man you okay?
person two: no, my mam was just murdered by my dad...
person one: shit,, currys hit the floor

by JALO40000 May 16, 2016

floor of whores

Name your whore in the house by the floor.

Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.

"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."

"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."

"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)

by Jim and Matt March 13, 2008

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.

Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...

by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014

Blood On The Dance Floor

Blood on the Dance Floor or botdf are a 'electropop' band who sing only about sex, and somehow became popular with 'emos'. They colour their hair to seem alternative when really they are the scum of the Earth. Their fans are all horny fangirls who think they appear more 'scene' or 'emo' if they listen to them and for some reason worship their awful existence. The worse of the two is Dahvie Vanity who rapes teenage girls and often licks people's faces. He is a disgusting pedophile and I would burn him alive along with all his awful albums.

Peasant: I love Blood on the Dance Floor!!1! I wouldn't mind if Dahvie raped me omg omg omg sexy!!!1!
Non-peasant: I want to be sick all over your existence. Please leave.

by mychemicalromanceisnotdead August 13, 2013

When the dice hit the floor

Similar to "When Push Comes To Shove"

Yeah, Adam's super flakey, but when the dice hit the floor he's always got your back

by dan_gar June 16, 2008

Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009