folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

foldfucker

Someone who has sex with a very fat person by literally fucking thier folds of fat.

Andy is a foldfucker.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

new folder

The default name given to a newly created folder on the computer. A place to put porn when you're too lazy or uncreative to rename it.

My Dad found my new folder on the computer and now I have to go to weekly therapy sessions for having all that golden shower porn!

by Tony Perkis, Sr. October 11, 2007

Ben Folds

Ben Folds was born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. The trio of Ben Folds, bassist Robert Sledge, and drummer Darren Jessee formed Ben Folds Five in 1994 in Chapel Hill. While Ben Folds Five was still together Ben Folds released his first solo album, Fear of Pop. Fear of Pop is an experimental album which few people know about. Including Fear of Pop, Folds has released 8 solo albums in his career. He is known for his piano playing, although he also plays bass, drums, and guitar(on Rockin' The Suburbs). Ben Folds now lives in Nashville, Tennessee, USA and Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

Ben Folds is awesome.

Also check out Darren Jessee and Robert Sledge in their new bands!

by TAOSHEA April 23, 2008

Temp Folder Fuck

This situation occurs when a user saves a document to a temporary folder and edits it without realizing that the computer they are using wipes all temporary folders every second or so. They then save their file which, in the best situations, they have worked on for hours and find out the file no longer exists.

Dude WHAT THE FUCK! I just saved my file, and I forgot about the Temp Folder Fuck, I JUST LOST 5 hours of work! Goddamn it!

by Astrael September 5, 2007

Ben Folds Five

An amazing NC band consisting of a piano, bass, and drums line up. Led by the front man Ben Folds on the piano, they shot into stardom with their hit "Brick" in 1997. They have recieved a large amount of popularity since then. They broke up in 2000 but their music lives on.

Bascially, they make the best piano rock you'll ever hear.

Exploding on the music scene right now, is a very hot group. Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Folds Five!

by Sexy Sadie May 11, 2006

ben folds

The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time

"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."

by Mike Meth June 12, 2005