dr. flex

A Dr. Flex can be described as someone who consistently flexes and puts down others on a daily basis. When asked for help this individual will comment on your stupidity even though he couldn't do any better.

Scrub: "um hello Dr. Flex can you help me with this code?
Dr. F: "sure, it prob sucks anyways"
Scrub: "um..ok"
*Looks @ code*
Dr. F: "WOW REALLY A KEYLISTENER YOUR CODE SUCKS, DUMBASS"
Scrub (now feeling dejected): "...can you help me now?"
Dr. F: "uh no m8 sry"

by X_ANON_# September 21, 2014

dick flex

To flex the male genitalia whilst erect.

Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.

by Floppy Disk Blosko October 19, 2009

boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

by Smittalicious October 21, 2014

Micro-Flex

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.

Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*

by FC.RIE238221 October 10, 2018

credit flex

Typically done by meme accounts, it is the act of the meme account owner showing their followers an exchange between them and an influential person asking for permission to repost their tweets or memes. It is followed by the influential person giving them the green light to posting it.

Eg. The meme account @trigomemetry asked elon musk to repost his tweets with credit. He replied with "sure". He then showed his followers proof to Elon responding, thus having a credit flex

by Sclee November 18, 2019

ford flex

Ford Flex is The most ugly vehicle Ford has ever made. Inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by Ford. It's sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. Ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.

It is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how butt ugly this vehicle is.

Also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.

I thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex

by athena2013 July 10, 2015

Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.

To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015