fitted

The exact opposite of sharted. To go to the bathroom expecting to shit, and ending up farting.

Man, I hate it when you go to the bathroom and do nothing but fit.

by Lowlander February 18, 2005

Fictosexuality

An Asexual identity where you are attracted to fictional characters. Unfortunately Fictosexuality isn't understood but it should be learned and accepted because there is nothing wrong having a fictional character as a love interest as long if it's not a child or an animal but if the fictional character you simp for is an animal and you fantasize as an animal then you are in the clear.

Me:I'm a Fictosexual and I'm Valid and to the people say I'm not Valid Fuck you
My VRCHAT family and friends: yea you go girl
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing
Me: looks at them what did you say
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing (teases me) what are ya gonna do now
Me: ANGEL ALASTOR KICK THESE ASSES
Fictophobes: (turns around and sees my beloveds)

Angel Dust: (smirks while carrying his tommy gun) who said that our Girlfriend/boyfriend ain't valid

Alastor: who dares says that my beloved Emerald isn't Valid
Fictophobes: oh shit see I told you we shouldn't say anything that Fictosexuality isn't a thing l think we should RUN (runs away as Angel Dust and Alastor chase them)

by Severuslover19 September 4, 2022

fittie-mcprettie

a pretty fittie, usually applies to a girl or a feminine looking guy

why hello there ms. fittie-mcprettie...

by teli August 9, 2006

Fetto

Any person who is both fat and ghetto.

Man, that girl is so fetto that she could squash a brotha!

by Neilizzle December 14, 2008

Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

diesel fitter

A term used to describe a homosexual.

You are a diesel fitter

by resulthead January 30, 2008

Fittie

A term used for describing the opposite sex as good looking, however not usually used between the same gender. The opposite of this is commonly butterz. See also buff and Hot.

"That girl is a right fittie!"
"Yeah, well hands off, she's mine."

by Posa-D December 26, 2005