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falty

When you're wrong and you feel stupid about what you said and/or did wrong.
Bella: Did you just fart?
Justeeni: No.
Bella: ...Falty.
by Justeeni December 18, 2005
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failtastic

Some one or something that has failed beyond reason and comprehension, so much so that the only way to describe the failure dealt would have to include the word fail and imply total and utter success at failing. Failing of this nature is like getting the gold medal of the fail olympics.
Person 1 - "Man I totally bombed my SAT's. I got a 0 for christs sake!"
Person 2 - "You got a 0 on your SAT's? HOW?"
Person 1 - "I dunno...."
Person 2 - "Dude, you get points just for signing your name? Even if you got EVERY answer wrong you'd still have points just for signing your damn name!"
Person 1 - "...."
Person 3 - "Did you sign the name part?!"
Person 1 - "Yeah... but I might have put the wrong name... It doesn't matter anyways cause I got every question wrong."
Person 2 - "Dude that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard"
Person 3 - "You fail at life." *points at Person 1* "FAIL!"
Person 2 - "Yep, you're officially failtastic bro."
by waywardspooky December 2, 2007
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FAILTROLL

An idiot who fails to be a troll, an idiot who everyone ignores, an idiot who trys to troll but in doing so he/she fails.

An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)
FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay
by Pitborn September 4, 2009
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faulder

faulder is another name for a really small penis
A faulder will usually die a virgin
by billybobjr. jackson October 18, 2010
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Faulse

Used by special people that have somehow managed to sneak themselves into normal society. Stated only when using the word 'false' would be a lie.
when a deep secret is let loose yet said special person is in denial 'that's a faulse allegation!!'
by one clever being January 8, 2012
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faulkner

a gay teacher who loves a tug in class while watching his pupils have fun and wait to receive his cock
its good but its not faulkner
by faulkners student July 5, 2016
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