expited

When someone is excited and wants to die at the same time

I'm really expited today.
Greg are you ok?

by Jesus27​ June 19, 2017

Eppate

Refers to a statement or activity that is irrational and nonsensical on a level equivalent to the Disney entries into the Star Wars franchise. At the time the term was coined, Episode 8 was the most recent incarnation of that debacle, thus the term refers to that particular film.

Idiot: But you can't say that for certain. After all, true Communism has never been tried!

Educated person: That is some seriously eppate shit you just said

by Space Taker Upper January 28, 2018

Espata-lo

The Portuguese word in a funny way for puting your penis into something. The word was conceived in Tavira by a group of Portuguese friends.

Manel, let me espata-lo you !

Jeroen, espata-lo that sheep over there!

With going out: tonight I want to espata-lo that blond girl over there.

by Mr.jeevee March 1, 2018

Espata-lo

A funny Portuguese word for putting your dick into something.

Manel, espata-lo that winebottle.

Jeroen, espata-lo that sheep.

I want to espata-lo that blond girl in te club.

by Mr.jeevee March 2, 2018

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2018

expartulate

To pass gas

It is impolite to expartulate in public.

by Mama bear 3 May 25, 2018

Exdate

Someone serious you went out with on several dates but never officially became boyfriend girlfriend.

I've only had 1 girlfriend but had 5 exdates.

by Bakamoo June 12, 2018