Fed-ex

Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.
by Protokol January 03, 2011
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ex-boyfriend

An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.
September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..

5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.
by college-girl November 08, 2011
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ex-boyfriend

The guy whom you were with untill he fucked a bar whore/slut/rag.... while he was 'in love with you'... dick
Hon... I have never been with her... really... thats why u are my ex-boyfriend. because i saw you stick your tongue down her throat.
by wmanscrned April 24, 2009
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ex-husband

When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.
I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.
by Mr. Urban Dictionary July 09, 2006
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deus ex

Deus Ex means "from god", which refers to deus ex machina, the prosses of lowering a character onto a stage. Litteraly, Deus Ex machina means "A god from industry/machanics"

Now avideo game with a sequal, the name hasa new meaning
In the future, a deus ex machina will rise

They lowered him on to the stage with a deus ex machina

There is a game called deus ex, forsome reason.
by smartazz February 11, 2005
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ex-mex

an ex-spouse of mexican descent
"Where's Sasha this weekend?"
"She's with my ex-mex."
by cisco dzidd June 23, 2007
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Ex Messages

When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.
I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.
by ALY79 July 11, 2008
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