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fire escape

When someone is standing in a doorway and you kick them in the crotch to make them move. Formerly used only when someone was blocking a fire exit during an emergency, the "fire escape" is now used in any situation where a person is standing in a doorway.
*fire escapes the person in crotch* get out of the doorway before we all burn to death!
by Ben Hartman July 10, 2006
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escamo

Check out the playa in that escamo.
by Sean sallings August 10, 2003
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Escalanche

that escalanche on those 26 spreez is crazy
by Vankouver June 8, 2004
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Escalator

The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.

There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
by Escul November 28, 2015
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escalated

The act of sexual conduct in a sled form while going down on an escalator that is moving up.
Man, Jim got escalated so hard last night he won't be walking right for at least a couple of weeks.
by anonymous July 4, 2017
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run escape

A way of saying "Runescape" without people realising that you are talking about it
Nerd: yea i stayed up all last night on run escape

normal person: wtf is run escape? some new crappy game like that Runescape?
by Martin Bell January 7, 2008
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escalate

To walk with exceptional smoothness and graceful ease.
This party's getting too bumpy, man, let's escalate over to the East Side.
by wily_codger August 25, 2011
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