gemini elf

a ugly ugly girl. if you look at her you want to kill yourself by lighting yourself on fire,shoooting your eyes out then cutting your own neck. she is so mean she kicks, kills and eats babys. she is god's worst mistake ever!

geminia elf: look at me i am a complete bitch and sell myself for 5 cents.

Guy:it burns!!!!! it burns!!!!!!!!

gemini elf is like a baby made from a pig and a camel

by uffiefan101 May 20, 2009

Black_Elf

Black elves are gypsies from romania that are 12.

OMG look at that BLACK_ELF HE'S SUCHA NEWBLET

by colew July 16, 2004

angry elf

A specific classification of any individual who is particularly irritable, frustrated, edgy, or simply in a bad mood.

A: I strongly dislike your oven.

B: Well, you're an angry elf.

by Mary Ben December 20, 2007

house elf

A polite word for an African- American or black employee of Carnegie Mellon University that exhibits incompetence, idiocy, and tomfoolery in its purest form.

Fucking house elves.
1: Yo that drunk house elf needed directions.
2: Thank you.
3: No thank you. Never give directions again.
Yo lets have a house elf gangbang.

by Justin Hedge February 4, 2008

Moon Elf

The moon elf is a long-lived race that is aloof and haughty. Regardless of their demeanor, moon elves are attractive and almost ethereal. They are graceful to a fault and have a wise demeanor.

They are just like most elves.

by smurf August 22, 2004

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

tangle elf

an elf who tangles your electrical cords when you're sleeping or not in the room

damn tangle elf fucked up my xbox

by jack owczarek January 11, 2008