EX'AME

A Word to describe something that another person has in there possession that you also have

also, combining Exact and Same

Bobby was walking his dog in the park, He sits down at the bench and sees someone across the park who has the EX'AME dog.

by Kyle Heger September 9, 2005

ex-tinguisher

an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) that you know will put out in an emergency situation.

"Dude ive never been this hot to trot! im desperate!"

"Well man you might wanna consider calling up the ex-tinguisher and put that fire out know what im sayin!"

by Mr. Dietz April 29, 2009

ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012

Ex-hippie

One who at one point identified as a traditional hippie, sharing the same viewpoints on politics, culture, sex, and drugs, but have since cleaned up and taken up normal lives. While most ex-hippies remain politically liberal on most issues, their views tend to be more to the right than their views in their hippie days, while several take more conservative approaches to the drugs they once did, especially involving their own children.

For most ex-hippies, the same bands they liked back in the day remain with them. More often than not it remains the only thing about them that doesn't change.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 2, 2013

ex-girlfriend porn

Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.

I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.

by t.zero April 1, 2016

Ex-lie

The lies and Ex tells about you because he/she is a bitter twisted freak because you dumped him/her or have moved on faster then he/she would like. (You know what I am talking about Matt!!!)

Here are some ex-lies

Ex "I broke up with her she is gutted a real mess" (yeah right as if mate!!)

Ex "I am going to tell you new Fella you were cheating on him on the weekend to break you up." (There is no way in the world I would do that he is wonderful no one else comes close & he knows that. I only cheated on you because I wanted out and to get caught so you would listen to me when I said it was over)

Ex "Your boyfriend has been threatening me" (Yeah right he doesn't even know who you are! Thats how insignificant you are)

Ex "I know where you live now"
Later in the same threatening conversation Ex "I will follow you home from work to find out where you live" (Thought you already said you knew! Well I know where you live and now so do the police so harrass me again and I will have you arrested!

by I found my Prince at last!! January 13, 2006

ex-conformist

Someone who was once a hypocritical conformist who saw the bullshit in it all. Then, they became a hypocritical non-conformist (really just the early stages of getting used to how full of bullshit they still are after years of it). From this point on, they will peel layers of bullshit away year by year (sometimes by choice, other times from hard unsavory lessons that have the power to scar minds). They will never be well-adjusted, and, in the end, see no reason to be.

An ex-conformist is someone who just said, "Fuck it." Only for them, this was not a stage. They revel in this self-realization while feeling the pain of their knowing human flaws, often leading them to despise the human race, who are often busy calling them conformists or criticizing them for being full of themselves and thinking they're not conformist FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES (often leading to self-destruction). Really, two definitions here. Oh, well. Fuck it.

by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 20, 2009