She is the best person you will ever meet!!! She's got dark brown hair and CURLS FOR DAYZZZZZZ! Whenever you walk past her you will definitely want to go kiss her! She is amazing and stunning and has an amazing body! Her makeup is stunning but when she takes it off she looks the exact same because she is HOT!
Y/n: who is that over there!! She is stunning!
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
by Hdncksbxbd August 13, 2017
Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.
Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"
"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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by Tommy Lee bizatch March 19, 2007
A sexy amazing peng person with the best humour and obviously a rlly hot body she attracts allll the guys and if anyone from bc finds this aghhhhhh lmao she has the best grades and never gets into trouble as all the teachers looooooveeee her she's so well behaved! special shoutout to a random person @hattie Pearce go hit her up coz why not and @polly bigham damnnnnn she's a poo
Oh have you seen eva ypma today she’s just gold in her interims, She’s so smart ! Im so jeluse I wish I could be her
by yeeturfeetandeaturmeat April 29, 2020
Eva Longoria is my wife.
by dirk_diggler4564 November 10, 2007