Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

Edenham high school

A school that was once a place filled with dick sucking skets and wannabe road men. Until 2018. Where now remains a school run by Hitler. RIP to those who stayed after that year

Me:

Mrs Warnock: *we got em boys* Edenham high school is going down

by Southaidesket November 16, 2018

Eden boys

Eden boys the shittiest school in the united kingidom. If you ever want to be a rapper and rap about being in the can then this school is the right one for you. Its a prison. Also it’s a School full of males meaning majority of the students are homosexual excluding the members that joined in 2013. If you want a school full of annoying teacher and strict rules you’d get it in an army come to this school.

John: Ffs back to gay prison

Tom: ahh your Back to Eden boys

by Ghanja December 17, 2018

Eden

A top lad to chill with and get to know, normally funny and kind but hides dark secrets and has anger issues.
A good mate to have but not to mess with

“Did u see Eden today”
“No why”
“ he’s probably off punching something “

by UhmmmmmOk January 16, 2020

Eden

This girl is amazing, she don’t let people control her how bad the situation is. She will fight for her friends and defend them till the end. She’s the best I’m so happy to have an Eden as my friend. The funny thing is you don’t have to just be one of her friends for her to defend you. One time I was sitting with people and my friend Eden and Novera were sitting with the new girl, and one of the girls at my table called the new girl ugly and I was mad and said something to my friends and eden jumped up and was about to beat her a$$ and we had to hold her back BOTH OF US!! neva let her go

“Is that your bestfriend Eden”
“Yea?”
“I heard she was a bad ass”

by Mybestiesovaresties January 16, 2020

Elder Gen-Z'er

The name for the portion of the population born roughly between the years 1997-2003. They're definitely not millenials, but don't quite fit in with other gen-z'ers either.

Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.

i just can't relate to tiktok zoomers... i'm definitely an elder gen-z'er

by chixlbix May 5, 2023

Japanese Elderclit Sundae

Eating Rice, or Sushi or any sort of Japanese food, while the food is still in the mouth, sneeze on to an elderly Japanese woman's clit, and sucking on it.

My grandma turned 85 to I gave her the Japanese Elderclit Sundae for her birthday

by Magic Coal Man May 2, 2019