Eastenders

It’s like a tele-novela but in English

What even is Eastenders ?
It’s like a tele-novela but in English

by Kwinshdnkaka January 7, 2020

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Happy Easter!

by I love Post Malone! April 12, 2020

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i love Easter

i have a peep addiction and my mom says its ruining my life but my grandma won't stop buying them for me because its Easter time and they are everywhere

*tears in my eyes and colorful sugar on my face* man i love Easter

by isaidimnotwaluigibutilied February 25, 2019

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The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019

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Easter

When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.

Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!

Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!

by DC334 November 25, 2009

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Easter Monkey

The Easter Monkey is an upgrade from the Easter Bunny. The Easter Monkey arrives sometime after your tax return and before Easter Sunday bearing gifts of technology.

Jason was thrilled with the Playstation 3 the Easter Monkey brought him this year. Next year he's asking for a bigger HD TV.

by bananababe November 23, 2010

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