Ear hustle

To eavesdrop on someones conversation.

Why do you always ear hustle when i'm on the phone

by tonysteele_ebw September 4, 2010

Ear candling

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear

Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.

by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009

ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007

Ear Bashing

To receive an Ear Bashing is to be yelled at, usually at loud volume which hurts the ears, hence Ear Bashing.

(At work after be pulled into the manager's office)
Colleague- Wow, so are you getting fired?
You- Nah just got a bit of an ear bashing.

(After being out all night with your mates)
Friend- What did your Wife/Girlfriend say when you rolled in?
You- Dude I got one hell of an ear bashing.

by T-D-B July 25, 2010

Ear Check

Similar to a meat check.To roughly punch one in the ear.

My sister wouldn't shut the fuck up,so I ear checked that bitch.

by LupeFan94 July 12, 2011