dork nozzle

an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit

A child psychologist who has no children

by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003

Uber Dork

Super Powered Dork, one who reeks dorkiness with style.

That guy cleaning his hardback classic novel with a toothbrush is an Uber Dork.

by Hannah May 13, 2005

drama dorks

the best people in the world
people who take part in drama club or something similar

i love drama dorks

by *tweak* September 18, 2003

dork plug

That bluetooth thing that sticks out of your ear

That dork plug makes you look like Lt Uhuru from Star Trek

by june t June 8, 2010

dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

by bella chiola February 24, 2010