smoked a dookie

To smoke a PCP/crack cocaine laced marijuana cigarette.

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."

by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

Dooky-Nanny

Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire

My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly

by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021

spicy dookie

When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!

That spicy dookie I dropped the other day was so bad my clothes smelt like smoke!

by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017

dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011