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cross dress for less

A drag-queen term for the discount clothing chain Ross Dress For Less, because the clothing runs to the large sizes she-males tend to require.
Honey, I got these great size-eleven shoes at Cross Dress For Less!
by Leslie Doppler Hammond April 25, 2007
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distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.
I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.
by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014
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duck dress

A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.
"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."

"A WHAT!?!"

"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."
by hottschtuf June 19, 2009
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would you like dessert

the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"
waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
by jzzombie August 1, 2010
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Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.
WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.
by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007
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licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
by de1337ed May 13, 2005
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african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.
That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.
by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006
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